Dustin J. Switzer

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My Pet Peeves

I saved a nice story for last

The more I write the more I keep coming up with, although I did get help from a forum, at least I can come up wirh reasons unlike most posts I came across.
Depending on how things go, I should be adding to this and not deleting, but it's my list so I'll do what I want.

  1. Bad Drivers - When the light is red and my car is sitting there, waiting for it to change, don't hit me from behind. When I'm pumping gas, driving in the lane next to you, or driving by your driveway, same rule applies.
  2. Impatient People - When everyone's stuck in a traffic jam, in a line, or just trying to get through a mall, and you manage to get by one person what an accomplishment. I've watched many people switching lanes in traffic jams only to end up behind me, in crowds when there's no clear openings such as the other side of the mall, try working on a life skill called patience, or you can learn to leave earlier next time if you're late.
  3. Tanning Salons - Trust me it doesn't look natural
  4. Strong Perfumes - I know more people who hate strong perfumes than like them
  5. Dance Clubs - Why do girls think they can meet quality guys at those places when you can't hear one another? Stop kidding yourself.
  6. Thursday Nights at Clubs - Why choose Thursday's for college night, when I was in school that was the worst day, since I had 8am Friday claases in College or I had other committments like sports in mornings.
  7. College Expenses - Books should not be over $100 each and for what I was being taught I don't think the tuition was worth it, since today is all about learning for yourself. Than why they hell do they keep charging more for less.
  8. Gas Companies - The only industry people agree makes too much.
  9. Sound Systems - Especially in cars, the car next to you doesn't want to hear it and you can't even talk to your friends in the car
  10. People who hate white socks - Someone who can keep white socks white should be applauded, to the haters go to hell.
  11. Reality TV - Why do they keep giving away money to the least deserving people
  12. Dating Shows - Somehow they find one complete screw up and yet they keep bringing him/her back
  13. People too lazy to type a full word/message (for example: wud up, l8r, etc.)
  14. People who can't spell while on a computer - If you're not sure, try the spell check for a change
  15. Women who complain there's no nice guys left - try looking for the right traits
  16. Dating Sites - The only people willing to meet others are trashy or have kids, the rest are too afraid of the stories of bad encounters or misleading information
  17. Smokers - If you haven't heard the bad news, nothing good comes from smoking
  18. Drugs - What have people forgotten how to have fun?
  19. Tatoos - You want to show off a dragon, maybe a butterfly, try buying a shirt, because tatoos cost money and are permanent unless you want to pay even more to remove it
  20. Piercings - One in each lobe is more than enough for girls... guys none. Must be me, but I have the urge to yank any of the others out.
  21. Public Washrooms - I'm sorry but if you can't use a toilet you shouldn't be allowed outside without someone to wipe up after yourself
  22. Single sheet toilet paper - Specifically public washrooms, although I know some really cheap people, with the biggest cheapest rolls. That's a great idea so it doesn't run out as quick, wait nope you end up using more because the quality is just that poor. It's only a deal if it's something you need.
  23. The Clinically Depressed - I have a lot to be depressed about, you don't see me complaining, SUCK IT UP. Here's a line for you, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." and if it does kill you oh well, just don't bring me down in the process. Need a friend? Well here I am. Need more help than that? Find a shrink
  24. The mentality of people on dating sites - since when does a date involve meeting just to fuck? Don't get me wrong, that sounds like a wonderful concept, but come on guys why go through all the effort of creating a profile, spending hours trying to find that one girl who will meet for sex, when there are places you can just pay for it. To the girls if the guy you're hooking up with can't afford a couple hundred dollars for it, you're already scraping the bottom of the barrel and all you can expect from him is to be knocked up.
  25. Sub-Divisions - That's wonderful everywhere I look there's a new community going up, if everyone wants to live in sub-urbia why can't I find an apartment and I don't mean living in a basement.
  26. Capitalism - In an ideal world, I would have nothing against Marxism. Our world though, actors, actresses, and atheletes can make $20 million or more so they can have dinner on a private jet, while there are children in the world dying from curable diseases due to lack of funding, clean water, etc. I would say to hell with money but I like to eat and in today's world everyone wants my money.

My Christmas Story

The First Christmas

Once upon a time in a little town called Bethlehem, there was a child born upon this land who was to become our saviour.

Blah, blah, blah, goes the story.

Christmas Past

Family and friends would gather around to celebrate the birth of jesus christ, and provide one another with gifts stemming from love, with sentimental value.

Christmas Present

Fast forward to the new century, where christmas has become commercialized and people spend hundreds, if not more, on buying all the gifts for their loved one(s). Yet, even now Christmas is still considered by many a religious holiday. For those of you who are atheists like myself, Merry Christmas to you, but for any person who honestly calls themself religious... FOR SHAME. I'm sure you would be familiar with the seven deadly sins, and sure I may not know them off by heart but I am sure GLUTTONY is one.

Ok, so you want to tell me off because you think everything I know I learned from movies, go ahead. I am not one who is bothered by the fact that you are unwilling to face your own beliefs, and realize that calling yourself Catholic, Christian, etc. you're just damning yourself to Hell.

Enjoy Your Life Heathens

Dustin Switzer